|Sunken Buccaneer's Cutlass||600||550||738||Arr!: 12% chance to deal 10,000 damage; Extra 1,000 damage for each unique piece of Sunken Buccaneer's set equipped; Extra 10,000 damage for each of the following legions owned: Diekplous, Batten Down the Hatches, Watery Grave; Extra 300,000 damage against Terror raids||Crafting|
|Sunken Buccaneer's Hook||600||550||738||Arr!: 12% chance to deal 10,000 damage; Extra 1,000 damage for each unique piece of Sunken Buccaneer's set equipped; Extra 10,000 damage for each of the following legions owned: Diekplous, Batten Down the Hatches, Watery Grave; Extra 300,000 damage against Terror raids||Crafting|
|Sunken Buccaneer's Hat||600||550||738||Arr!: 12% chance to deal 10,000 damage; Extra 1,000 damage for each unique piece of Sunken Buccaneer's set equipped; Extra 10,000 damage for each of the following legions owned: Diekplous, Batten Down the Hatches, Watery Grave; Extra 300,000 damage against Terror raids||Crafting|
|Sunken Buccaneer's Shirt||600||550||738||Crafting|
|Sunken Buccaneer's Gloves||600||550||738||Crafting|
|Sunken Buccaneer's Breeches||600||550||738||Crafting|
|Sunken Buccaneer's Boots||600||550||738||Crafting|
|Sunken Buccaneer's Ring||600||550||738||Crafting|
|Sunken Buccaneer's Crab-Shark||750||550||888||Arr!: 16% chance to deal 100% damage; Extra 20% damage for each unique piece of Sunken Buccaneer's set equipped; Extra 25% damage for for each of the following legions owned: Deikplous, Batten Down the Hatches, Watery Grave; Extra 350% damage against Terror raids||Crafting|
|Veteran Buccaneer||130||120||160||Gains 20 Attack and Defense if Cheesybeard is owned; Gains 10 Attack for each of the following legions owned: Diekplous, Batten Down the Hatches, Watery Grave; Increases Player's Attack and Defense by 100 against Aquatic raids||Crafting|
Full Set Bonus
|Raid Attack Value: 6787.5|
|Duel Power: 4600|
|1. "Hey, Tink..." Bladezz said. "I've got another arrow for your quiver!"
The rogue grabbed his crotch, lest his double entendre prove too subtle. Tinkerballa rolled her eyes and walked away.
"Or maybe it's a ballista bolt! I'll attack your fortress and we'll both win!"
She kept on going, rather than swooning or giggling at his wit, so Bladezz looked around for fresh worlds to conquer. He found one in the form of the Kavalan queen.
"Lena... Here's your scepter, Majesty! You can rule me anytime!"
He seized himself for clarity once more, while Queen Lena's friends tried to hold her back and prevent a massacre.
|2. "You're a vampire, huh?" Bladezz asked.
Mina von Richten wiped a trickle of blood from her pale chin and raised an eyebrow.
"Yes, mortal. And I was feeding in peace. So if you don't mind..." She gestured with her golden goblet.
"I've got something you can suck the blood out of, babycakes! Turn me, and I'll keep you up for all eternity!"
The vampiress blinked, looked down, looked up, and blinked again. She was very tempted to dismember the young rogue in more than one sense of the word. But Codex and the other Knights of Good had been pleasant enough, so she contented herself with storming off instead.
|3. Penelope yawned, stretched, and curled up. She tucked her purple face under her equally purple foreleg. It had been a long day, and her draconic body was exhausted in places that she still hadn't quite got used to even after all these months. Thus she was less than thrilled when a human's voice interrupted her repose.
"You used to be a girl, didn't you?" Bladezz asked.
"Yes." Penelope extracted her head and sighed. "I was turned into a drake by a magical-"
"How about I turn you back with my wand? Rub it and it'll make magic just for you, drago-babe!"
For perhaps the hundredth time that day, Bladezz grabbed his groin. The purple dragon wondered whether %name% would forgive her if she devoured the annoying twerp.
|4. "...and then he grabbed his... his unmentionables!" Vanessa Celwer Bloodwyn said.
"The fool's tongue kept yapping like a dog's," Aesa said, "even after I struck him."
"There's nothing wrong with a bit of sodding banter," Rissa said, "but I told the tosser I'm not blooming well shagging a bloke who's fresh off his mother's baps. That didn't bloody shut him up though."
"That's it!" Tink's eyes lit up. "His mother!"
"He has a mother?" Queen Lena asked. "She must be so proud..."
"Yeah, and he acts like a loser... an even bigger one than normal... whenever a man starts seeing her. If we find her a lover, he'll be too busy whining and crying to bother us."
|5. "You did WHAT!?!" Bladezz tore at his hair with both hands.
"I introduced her to Ollie, the half-merman pirate," Tinkerballa said.
"Funny feller, that one," Rissa said. "I hear he once tried to make old Bernie's beard mice jump ship to his beard instead, by rubbing hot cheese all over it. That's where he got his bleeding nickname from."
"He set sail this morning, and she went with him. Isn't love great?"
"You... you..." Bladezz spluttered. "But she's... she's... my mom! It's... It's not fair! You guys! Get her back! Guys!"
He raised his hands as though begging the universe for help. A dozen women, one of them a purple dragon, laughed at his misfortune.
|6. "Dear mom," Bladezz muttered as he wrote, "come back to land. I need you!"
The messenger bird preened himself on a nearby branch. He'd been waiting there for quite some time, as evinced by the crumpled pieces of parchment scattered around the cross-legged rogue, and was on the verge of falling asleep. But the bird's head snapped around when another feathered form landed next to him. He regarded the bright red plumage and chirped in disdain. So garish!
"Bladezz! Bladezz!" the red parrot squawked. "Looking for Bladezz!"
"What do you want?" the rogue asked. "Can't you see I'm writing to my mo... I mean, my... my girlfriend?"
"Pollyanna wants a cracker! And to tell you that your mother got kidnapped."
|7. "Kidnapped!?! What? Tell me!"
"That's when someone takes someone else without their permission," the parrot explained. "Like stealing, but with people."
"I know what kidnapping is, dingus! What happened?"
"Gorybeard took her. Cheesybeard's twin brother. He met them at sea and liked the look of her. Just knocked Ollie down and took her! Ollie's sailing after them to get her back, before Gorybeard chops her head off. That's what he does with his women."
|8. "What do you want?" Penelope asked.
Bladezz threw himself on his knees.
"Gods... If you're about to propose, I'll bite you in half."
"Please! You have to help me," the rogue said.
"Ha! Go away and play with your magic wand."
"It's my mom! Gorybeard has her, and he's going to kill her! Please, I... I... I need her! She's my mom!"
Tears flowed down his cheeks. Penelope sighed.
|9. "Bah! More speed!" Gorybeard roared. "Ollie's ship's right behind us! Give me more speed, or I'll keelhaul the lot of ya!"
He scowled at his brother, who stood on the distant prow and waved a cutlass. The woman he's snatched was proving to be more trouble than she was worth. Maybe he'd make her walk the plank and let the sharks deal with her instead...
That thought was still entertaining him when a shadow fell across the deck.
"Dragon!" a sailor shouted. "Dragon!"