"Close the door, sit down, take out your books, learn what an imperative is. Then you get this nice new hat." - Billio, mage and schoolmaster.
Amused and inspired by the tale of the Pluperfect Legplates, a mage-turned schoolmaster decided to draw upon it to teach his students grammar. If they could master each lesson, he would award them with an appropriately named magical garment.
"You want me to give these gloves to you? Very well. But first prove you know what dative is." - Billio, mage and schoolmaster.
"These pants are worn by me. A pair can be worn by you, if you understand the passive voice." - Billio, mage and schoolmaster
"A lazy student is passive in form, but active in meaning. He means to get up and learn his lessons, but instead lazes in front of a nice warm fire." -Billio, mage and schoolmaster