|Bertram the Necromancer||Epic General|
|Legion damage: 604|
|An angry maiden once approached Bertram in a graveyard, and berated him for raising zombies -- even after he produced contracts showing that the families had given their consent. She demanded to know what right he had to meddle with the affairs of the dead. He smiled, and asked her to feel his pulse.|
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